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  <title>Office of Naval Contemplation</title>
  <subtitle>Proudly defending the indefensible since 2004</subtitle>
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    <name>maniakes</name>
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  <updated>2008-05-15T20:54:15Z</updated>
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    <title>The word "marriage"</title>
    <published>2008-05-15T20:54:15Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-15T20:54:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.deanesmay.com/2008/05/15/the-word-marriage/"&gt;My take on the California Gay Marriage ruling&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Given the position I'm taking, I probably shouldn't be using my usual politics icon for this post. What the heck, I'll do it anyway.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:536927</id>
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    <title>maniakes @ 2008-05-14T22:18:00</title>
    <published>2008-05-15T05:19:40Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-15T05:19:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.errantstory.com/comic.php?date=2008-05-14"&gt;EX TER MI NATE DESU&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://chizumatic.mee.nu/things_which_should_not_be"&gt;(hat tip)&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:536396</id>
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    <title>It ain't over till it's over</title>
    <published>2008-05-14T18:42:52Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-14T18:42:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.deanesmay.com/2008/05/14/it-aint-over-till-its-over/"&gt;I analyse Hillary Clinton's path the to nomination&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:536306</id>
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    <title>Irena Sendler, 1910-2008</title>
    <published>2008-05-13T21:37:50Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-13T21:37:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.deanesmay.com/2008/05/13/irena-sendler-1910-2008/"&gt;http://www.deanesmay.com/2008/05/13/irena-sendler-1910-2008/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:535863</id>
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    <title>Some assertions on my flavor of libertarianism</title>
    <published>2008-05-13T18:47:29Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-13T18:47:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.deanesmay.com/2008/05/13/some-assertions-on-my-flavor-of-libertarianism/"&gt;http://www.deanesmay.com/2008/05/13/some-assertions-on-my-flavor-of-libertarianism/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:535189</id>
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    <title>Scary Poppins</title>
    <published>2008-05-12T05:17:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-12T05:17:03Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:534691</id>
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    <title>I have a theory</title>
    <published>2008-05-11T09:06:20Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-11T09:06:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The &lt;a href="http://www.willitblend.com/"&gt;Will It Blend&lt;/a&gt; people are actually an Al Qaeda sleeper cell. Their sinister nature will be revealed in a dramatic and tragic hostage standoff after hundreds of loyal fans are tricked into climbing inside a specially build 100-foot-tall BlendTec model on the (technically accurate) pretext that they will be participating in a groundbreaking special episode of the series.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:534337</id>
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    <title>Bleg</title>
    <published>2008-05-10T17:23:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-10T17:24:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Is there a third movie where Yul Brynner has played a monarch? (The first two being &lt;i&gt;The King and I&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;The Ten Commandments&lt;/i&gt;)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:533531</id>
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    <title>Don't eat what you won't kill?</title>
    <published>2008-05-08T18:24:38Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-08T18:24:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.deanesmay.com/2008/05/08/dont-eat-what-you-wont-kill/"&gt;http://www.deanesmay.com/2008/05/08/dont-eat-what-you-wont-kill/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:531940</id>
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    <title>Police use intelligence test to target suspects for arrest</title>
    <published>2008-05-05T18:35:10Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-05T18:35:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://g.virbcdn.com/cdnImages/resize_510x1500/Image-28290-1008201-marco_polo.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:531289</id>
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    <title>QFT</title>
    <published>2008-05-01T22:08:31Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-01T22:08:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://graphjam.com/2008/04/18/funny-graphs-stormtroopers-hitting-any-given-target/"&gt;&lt;img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-586" src="http://graphjam.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/funny-graphs-imperial-stormtroopers-hitting-targets.gif" alt="funny graphs" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;see more &lt;a href="http://graphjam.com"&gt;song memes&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:530962</id>
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    <title>Too cute not to repost</title>
    <published>2008-05-01T00:13:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-01T00:13:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://ihasahotdog.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/funny-dog-pictures-snow-not-frosting.jpg" style="word-spacing:806244px;font-size:806244px;" alt="funny dog pictures" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:530533</id>
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    <title>Quote of the day</title>
    <published>2008-04-30T19:43:21Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-30T19:43:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;blockquote&gt;It's a pity Crouch didn't invite the Rev. Jeremiah Wright into the studio for a three-way conversation. It would have elevated the tone.&lt;/blockquote&gt;-- John Derbyshire of NRO, on &lt;a href="http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NWRmOTU2YzZlN2RhMzhjNzEwNzQ3MzFiZDE2NjM3NWE="&gt;Ben Stein's recent interview with the Trinity Broadcasting Network&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:530418</id>
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    <title>The Volokh Conspiracy answers the deep questions</title>
    <published>2008-04-30T04:53:20Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-30T04:53:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://volokh.com/posts/1209497924.shtml"&gt;Why is "Happy Birtday to You" still copyrighted if it was first published in 1893?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But it leaves an even more important question unanswered: who owns the copyright to the alternate lyrics?&lt;blockquote&gt;Happy birthday to you&lt;br /&gt;You belong in a zoo&lt;br /&gt;You look like a monkey&lt;br /&gt;And you smell like one, too&lt;/blockquote&gt;</content>
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    <title>Fun fact of the day</title>
    <published>2008-04-28T20:18:24Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-28T20:18:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The following statement is true:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;c == c++;&lt;/code&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:529714</id>
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    <title>Caption Contest XC</title>
    <published>2008-04-28T20:05:47Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-28T20:05:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q96/maniakes/ap_praying_080328_ssv.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:529496</id>
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    <title>Caption Contest Winners</title>
    <published>2008-04-28T20:05:09Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-28T20:05:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q96/maniakes/putin-becomes-united-russia-chairma.jpg" width="100"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The winner of &lt;a href="http://maniakes.livejournal.com/524398.html"&gt;Caption Contest LXXXIX&lt;/a&gt; is &lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='rustycoon' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://rustycoon.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://rustycoon.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;rustycoon&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;Cue "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei.&lt;/blockquote&gt;First runner up is &lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='parzanese' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://parzanese.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://parzanese.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;parzanese&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;Mr Brown, Mr Blue, Mr Orange, Mr White, Mr Blonde, and Mr Pink. &lt;/blockquote&gt;Second runner up is &lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='sailorrogue' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://sailorrogue.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://sailorrogue.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;sailorrogue&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;MiG: Men in Gray&lt;/blockquote&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:529066</id>
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    <title>Adventures in Suburban Agriculture</title>
    <published>2008-04-27T22:03:45Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-27T23:23:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My birds like pet grass, but $5 for 9 square inches of @#$%ing grass is absurd. I'm off the the garden store to see about buying a couple tiny pots and some seed wheat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Update: The garden store seems to have gone out of business, and Home Despot Garden Center only carries Scott's Turf Builder, which is not what I want&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <title>I can has legal precedent?</title>
    <published>2008-04-26T19:44:57Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-26T19:44:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://volokh.com/posts/1209171703.shtml"&gt;Where lolcats fall in the heirarchy of authority in legal briefs&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Civil Debater's Creed</title>
    <published>2008-04-24T17:19:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-24T17:19:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.deanesmay.com/2008/04/24/the-civil-debaters-creed/"&gt;http://www.deanesmay.com/2008/04/24/the-civil-debaters-creed/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Grrr...</title>
    <published>2008-04-24T05:10:43Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-24T05:20:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">A &lt;b&gt;butler&lt;/b&gt; is either the head servant of a household, or the servant in charge of the dining room, wine cellar, and pantry staff of a household whose overall head servant is a &lt;b&gt;majordomo&lt;/b&gt; or &lt;b&gt;castellan&lt;/b&gt;. A "gentleman's gentleman" who is the sole manservant of a small household or the personal attendant of a man of a larger household is a &lt;b&gt;valet&lt;/b&gt;. Jeeves, although he could "buttle with the best of them" if necessary, was Bertie Wooster's valet, not his butler.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While we're on the subject, a &lt;b&gt;podium&lt;/b&gt; is the platform the speaker stands on. The thing the speaker stands behind and puts his notes on is a &lt;b&gt;lectern&lt;/b&gt;. And &lt;b&gt;decimate&lt;/b&gt; means to kill one in ten, from the Latin "deci" (a tenth) and "-mate" (to remove).</content>
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    <title>This is not a caption contest</title>
    <published>2008-04-24T01:44:24Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-24T01:44:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/07-13-07-games/From-Earth.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <title>Trivia contest</title>
    <published>2008-04-23T21:31:55Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-23T21:31:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">There is one specific type of rock which humans eat on a regular basis. Is this rock classified as igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maniakes:526717</id>
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    <title>Credit where it's due</title>
    <published>2008-04-23T18:55:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-23T18:55:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.deanesmay.com/2008/04/23/credit-where-its-due/"&gt;I congratulate&lt;/a&gt; the Transportation Security Administration on doing certain things right.</content>
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    <title>Tax-funded campaign idea</title>
    <published>2008-04-23T17:42:01Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-23T17:42:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I think I've come up with an idea for public campaign financing which I don't hate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Currently, on your income taxes, you can check a box to designate $3 of your taxes to go towards the presidential campaign matching fund. That money funds all the qualified candidates who accept the matching funds. I leave that box unchecked because I want the likes of Mike Huckabee and Bill Richardson to pay their own ways.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My idea is that rather than that checkbox diverting into a shared fund, you instead have a portion of your taxes saved up, and 3 months in advance of each election you have the option of saving it for later, abandoning it into the public treasury, or designating it to candidates of your choosing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first variation I came up with was a $10-20 fee each election cycle to register to vote (waived if you're below a certain income threshold), which (after deducting administrative costs) is paid to the campaign funds of the candidates you designate while registering. This variation won't work, as it's &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fourth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution"&gt;unconstitutional&lt;/a&gt; for good reason.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In either proposal, additional contributions and independant issue advocacy are absolutely permitted. The purpose of this proposal is to increase the portion of campaign finance which comes from the broad electorate, thus diminishing the relative influence of large donors, which is the primary goal of public finance proposals.</content>
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